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Wenn sich ein Mensch mit Schmerzen plagt
und dann den Weg zum Doktor wagt,
dann hilft ihm des Arztes Wissen,
Ärzte vieles wissen müssen.

Einer Frau mit Hämorrhoiden
war des Arztes Kunst beschieden.
Es gab der Doktor Hagenau
zehn Zäpfchen dieser armen Frau.

"Nehmen Sie diese 'anal' ein,
sie werden völlig schmerzlos sein !"
Das Wort 'anal' hat sie verstört,
auch ihr Mann hat es nie gehört.

Sie rief darauf beim Doktor an,
"'rektal' meint das", sagte der Mann.
Auch das Wort kannte nicht die Frau,
und ihrem Mann, der sonst so schlau,

war dieser Ausdruck unbekannt ,
den er zu medizinisch fand.
Nochmals rief sie den Doktor an,
was er zu 'rektal' sagen kann.

"Zäpfchen sollen Schmerzen lindern,
stecken Sie sie in den Hintern !"
Sie sah den Gatten traurig an:
"Jetzt ist er sauer der gute Mann !"

Anmerkung: Dieses ist mein Gedicht 1300.

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